First impressions matter, and in the world of blogs, those impressions are done through words. I have one chance to impress upon you the complete [pick a word: awesomeness/intelligence/charisma/weirdocity] of me.
For that reason, I picked the above words. They're a few of my favorites, though it's fairly difficult to work them into everyday conversation, and when I do, I get that look you just made. Yes, that one.
Now when I find a blog, if I'm at all interested I try to find the first post. Who are you, blog-person? What are you about? Do you have a sense of humor? Why do you think that we should use "hornswoggle" in everyday conversation?
Answer: because it sounds funny.
I am not going to answer any of those because I like to annoy people, and definitely not because the answers are really, really boring. But if you have a sense of humor and a need a distraction for five minutes, welcome to my world.
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